Judita DaSilva

Batman vs. Superman

3 September 2013


‘Batman vs. Superman’

– Director:  Zach Snyder.

Starring:  Henry Cavill, BEN AFFLECK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*Judita’s Score:  YEAH RIGHT! *


– Sorry, I just need a moment to compose myself before I type the next sentence.

Ok here it comes …

It has been announced that Ben Affleck is going to play Batman in the new Batman vs. Superman movie set to be released in 2015.

Ok … Ok … O … K, we all just need to take a breath and everyone needs to calm right down!

Now, I want to be a good person.  I want to do the right thing.  I want to take the high road.  I could sit here and vent but what good would that do?  In fact, this news has helped me arrive at a higher plain of consciousness, which I would like to share with you. I recently discovered that in life, as a human being, it is possible to be so shocked by something it, in turn, generates an out of body experience like no other.  I experienced this for the first time when George Lucas sold Star Wars and then again when I got this news.  So I have decided to walk the enlightened path and see all this from a higher perspective.

To the naked eye, yes, it makes no sense but maybe, just maybe, some secret truth has been uncovered that we don’t know about!

– May be Ben Affleck is in actual fact the one true king who should sit on the iron throne.

– May be Ben Affleck is secretly Ben Stark and the lord of Winterfell.

– May be Ben Affleck has discovered the long hidden location of the fountain of youth and wants to use this movie to share that intel with the rest of the world.

Who knows?  Right now, after this announcement, frankly anything is possible, and I need my medication.

However before I do go I just want to ask one question.  I just NEED to ask one question.  I just BEG to ask one question.

… Why?